Rrrrrring rrrrrring

Ted Kennedy: Losmuf *burp*
Al: Hello Ted?

*Click*

Rrrring rrrrring

Ted Kennedy: Hoople
Al: Hello Ted?

*Click*

Rrrrrring rrr*

Ted Kennedy: Dammit Franken!
Al: Uh

Ted Kennedy: Waht do you want Al?
Al: Uh.., could I have Patrick's phone number?

*Click*

(You're safe for now Dill, but if I get back those pictures of Teddy with Mustafa the camel when he visited Dubai...)

CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!!!

If you're coming from In The Right Place, this is a spoiler spoiler. You'll not track me down my pretties!!!

(not yet at least)

If my ass were any bigger

It wouldn't be so perty.

Purdy.

Yeah, that's it, purdy.

I'd like some spam

Please.

Nobody posts on my blog. Nobody reads my books and they don't want me back at SNL. My butt hurts.

I farted

Seriously.

My butt lifted a full three inches off the seat.

There's a hole in the vinyl.

Damn bean burritos.

And your father smelt of elderberry

Bitch bitch bitch

There.

I had a good bitch session.

Uh

I got nothing to say