Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Rrrrrring rrrrrring

Ted Kennedy: Losmuf *burp*
Al: Hello Ted?

*Click*

Rrrring rrrrring

Ted Kennedy: Hoople
Al: Hello Ted?

*Click*

Rrrrrring rrr*

Ted Kennedy: Dammit Franken!
Al: Uh

Ted Kennedy: Waht do you want Al?
Al: Uh.., could I have Patrick's phone number?

*Click*

(You're safe for now Dill, but if I get back those pictures of Teddy with Mustafa the camel when he visited Dubai...)

Monday, October 31, 2005

CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!!!


If you're coming from In The Right Place, this is a spoiler spoiler. You'll not track me down my pretties!!!

(not yet at least)

Saturday, September 24, 2005

If my ass were any bigger

It wouldn't be so perty.

Purdy.

Yeah, that's it, purdy.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

I'd like some spam

Please.

Nobody posts on my blog. Nobody reads my books and they don't want me back at SNL. My butt hurts.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

I farted

Seriously.

My butt lifted a full three inches off the seat.

There's a hole in the vinyl.

Damn bean burritos.

Friday, September 02, 2005

And your father smelt of elderberry

Bitch bitch bitch

There.

I had a good bitch session.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Uh

I got nothing to say